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Emo Soccer 

Soccer, or Football as most of the world calls it, is the most popular sport in the world.

When played by Emo's it then becomes a entirely different thing, called Emo Soccer.
Emo Soccer is basically the same as Soccer, except played by people who are dark and into all the Emo shit and such. Which greatly affects how the game is performed.

Such as when, a Emo starts running and gets their hair messed up...they will stop immediately, and begin to set their hair back into place.

Or when a Emo falls down, they will stay down.

Aswell as when a goal is scored on their side of the field, they will usally just laugh off the pain.

So, Emo Soccer is something else...something that is hard to explain really...yup

Emo Soccer is also a popular computer game aswell!
Cali: That guy over their looks extremely Emo...What's even weirder is the fact that he is on the school's soccer team!

Jessica: He plays Emo Soccer.

:P
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emo soccer boy 

“emo soccer boy” is someone who identifies as a boy and is a soccer player. an emo soccer boy is also someone who is constantly sad and depressed! emo soccer boy is the best way to describe your best guy-friend depressed soccer player.
you’re being such an emo soccer boy right now.
emo soccer boy by shurbup February 10, 2022
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Walky-Talky 

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Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
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"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
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A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
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a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026