White suburban teen 1: OMFG!!!!! A7X IS LIKE TEH SEXXORZ!!!1!!1!1!! sUCH METAL
GANGSTAS!11!!!!!!
White suburban teen the second: I NO, DUDE, THEY ARE LIKE
THE MOST MEDTAL BAND AROUND!1111!!!!111!!!1
Little ole me: No, they are emo gangsta cunts.
If you want metal that doesn't make you look a mans ass and think "lunchtime" try Mercyful fate, venom, motorhead, overkill etc......