This is a way to describe someone you is active and likes sports and overuses words like “broooo” and “dudeee” and look like they hit the gym a lot but also have a dark depressed emo side to them and are not like the others. You will typically find your local emo jock trying to eat toes or raising their eyebrow Dwayne the rock Johnson style and they are typically found on the foot ball pitch wearing all black.
You: Broooo I’m gonna hit the gym it’s the only thing that fills my empty broken heart
Me: Your such an emo jock
Me: Your such an emo jock
by Siri.org February 26, 2022
An emo prick, with stupid ginger hair that's shaved round the sides and long on the top. The long hair on the top is pulled, with reasonable force (assumed to be a form of self-harming) across the face, so as to hide one eye. Said ginger emo will walk around hitting out with colloquial, yet - strangely - not emo, banter and assume he is funny. Yet, deep down, we all know he is just another ginger emo prick.
Also note that a Zander Emo may well have a bent penis, resembling the shape of a boomerang, but usually not as big, or fun.
Therefore, to spot a Zander Emo one should simply look for the previous mentioned haircut and someone who stands side on when peeing into a urinal.
Also note that a Zander Emo may well have a bent penis, resembling the shape of a boomerang, but usually not as big, or fun.
Therefore, to spot a Zander Emo one should simply look for the previous mentioned haircut and someone who stands side on when peeing into a urinal.
A Zander emo:- My ginger hair is fluttering in the wind and I can't get it to stay over my eye, but oh well - wan life!
- I wish I could hide my status as a paedophile better! Every time I go to the toilet, in school, I have to stand side on and everyone knows I'm staring at the children next to me! I wish I could just glance over subtly - it makes it much easier to have a wank.
- Shut up, sket!
Guy: Here mate, shut yer hole - you're a fuckin' Zander emo.
- I wish I could hide my status as a paedophile better! Every time I go to the toilet, in school, I have to stand side on and everyone knows I'm staring at the children next to me! I wish I could just glance over subtly - it makes it much easier to have a wank.
- Shut up, sket!
Guy: Here mate, shut yer hole - you're a fuckin' Zander emo.
by TheDa.1 October 8, 2011
by 6251 July 23, 2009
by Dakiile December 13, 2021
N.- female that is in a rather dark stage of uncontrolable emotions, yet still wants to look their best to the outside world. Can also occasionally be used for a male.
April was being an emo flower, meaning after she cried herself to sleep, she would get up the next morning, cover her scars and make herself smile so no one would see that she was broken.
by AlatusUnus February 25, 2009
A team of super-powered emo kids recruited by a being called Captain Emohead who try to stop the Evil Empress (I don't know who that is either) from taking over Earth. The team consists of: Vicken, the "Weeping Tears" Emo Ranger; John, the "Chronic Stoner" Emo Ranger; Ross, the "Introspective" Emo Ranger; Luke, the "Chaos Mohawk" Emo Ranger; and Stef, the "Bleeding Heart" Emo Ranger".
by crazyrabbits May 25, 2005
Emo chicks are girls trying to rebel against pop culture and be different. Usually they claim their lives suck, but mostly their middle-class kids and their lives are actually pretty good. In a way, ther are sort-of a breed of individualists. The purpose is rebelling against the popular society, and as said before, namely pop culture.
Emo chicks are perpetually attracted to emo guys. They will NEVER go out with a prep or jock, they always have at least one emo ex-boyfriend and usually a skater or two.
An emo chick's hair is probably the most importand part of her appearance. Usually the hair is black or red. Long black hair that falls over their face or with long bangs do fine, but the most common is chin- to shoulder-length hair with emo bangs. It's pretty much a rule that at least 2/5ths of their face have to be covered by their hair at all times.
Emo chicks wear tight black shirts, usually band shirts, and black jeans or cargos. Their wear a lot of black jewelry and heavy silver jewelry. They always wear wristbands-- usually to hide scars. Most emos are cutters, but not all.
Emos HATE being called goth, so be careful before addressing someone as either. There IS a huge difference.
Emo chicks are perpetually attracted to emo guys. They will NEVER go out with a prep or jock, they always have at least one emo ex-boyfriend and usually a skater or two.
An emo chick's hair is probably the most importand part of her appearance. Usually the hair is black or red. Long black hair that falls over their face or with long bangs do fine, but the most common is chin- to shoulder-length hair with emo bangs. It's pretty much a rule that at least 2/5ths of their face have to be covered by their hair at all times.
Emo chicks wear tight black shirts, usually band shirts, and black jeans or cargos. Their wear a lot of black jewelry and heavy silver jewelry. They always wear wristbands-- usually to hide scars. Most emos are cutters, but not all.
Emos HATE being called goth, so be careful before addressing someone as either. There IS a huge difference.
by Ember Jay June 30, 2005