Emo Jock

This is a way to describe someone you is active and likes sports and overuses words like “broooo” and “dudeee” and look like they hit the gym a lot but also have a dark depressed emo side to them and are not like the others. You will typically find your local emo jock trying to eat toes or raising their eyebrow Dwayne the rock Johnson style and they are typically found on the foot ball pitch wearing all black.

You: Broooo I’m gonna hit the gym it’s the only thing that fills my empty broken heart

Me: Your such an emo jock

Emo Jock by Siri.org February 25, 2022

emo jock

Extremely masculine young men with a fetish for dark music, clothing, and ideas, while still maintianing all the credibility of a popular kid. They manage to conform to both with out scrutiny from their peers because it is unsure weather or not they will go on an emotional killing spree, or hurl footballs at their faces.

These boys are also highly skilled at climbing mountains while simoultaneously gauging their ears to double 0s, after which they will spend a long emotional night of campfire banter about the chicks they totally "went all the way with".

As a general area of interest they also find shoting small animals out of trees to be pleasurable, right after they take it up the ass.

Emo Jock #1:
I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT!

Emo Jock #2:
Go ninja go ninja go.

Emo Jock #1:
DUDE!

emo jock by Underground Static August 18, 2007

emo jock

An emojock is person who is emo, yet also a jock.

David plays football, writes manly emotional poems, and cuts when they lose a football game.

Hayley plays volleyball, cries when she screws up, and dresses emo.

"Hayley and David are Emo Jocks they are so emo, but are great at sports"

emo jock by Justsmile October 28, 2006

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A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares

Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.

stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008