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elijah marie jones 

a sexy ass dumbass uglyass stupid ass slow ass mean ass fat ass fine ass boy who’s mine & no one can have him cause he belongs to me and i don’t like sharing.
who’s elijah marie jones???

he belongs to yasmeen & she belongs to him

Elijah Mijares-Jones 

He has ADHD and is super loud Eli has low self esteem but does NOT let anyone see it. He is very disruptive but loves to watch YouTube during class. He lives near the ocean and his friends skate but he kinda sucks. A Elijah loves to surf and he thinks he is really good and that knowone from his school is good even though he’s only ok. Elijah likes to be called eli.
That boy is disrespectful Elijah Mijares-Jones
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026