egyptian phobia

the fear of Egyptian people and their personality.

she was very annoying and mean, that probably cause shes Egyptian, god I hate it, I have Egyptian phobia

by penislover2000 February 7, 2022

egyptian oven

when someone wraps them self in a blanket so tight that they resemble a mummy and they fart repeatedly.

I was pissed at my roommate because he egyptian ovened my comforter.

by Madam S December 1, 2009

Egyptian Blumpkin

The art of getting topped off discreetly and dropping off the kids in an extremely aesthetically pleasing manner. Photo evidence needed

James just got the best Egyptian blumpkin ive seen. Did you see the shots? Insane

by Sharl Kakur November 20, 2021

Egyptian Bitch

A bitch that uses weird vocabulary and Arabic/ English slang. She gives you dumb bitch attitude and has zero cognitive thoughts. Shes usually not Egyptian but resembles one.

This Egyptian bitch really thinks shes the shit

by mommy daddy i love you October 20, 2021

egyptian goose

when a person, often a teammate, accidentally or intentionally gets too
aggressive with a booty slap and makes anal contact

Bobby quit the team after the second time his coach gave him an Egyptian Goose, thinking it was clearly not accidental.

by bozotexano39 August 23, 2021

Egyptian Lollipop

A process of sticking a finger in someone's anus and swirling it around with a mixture of feces and hair to make a poop lollipop.

Bob: Man I could eat a whole horse
Michael: How about I give you an Egyptian Lollipop?
Bob: What's that? Is that like a nasty dirty lollipop?
Michael: No its a delicious treat! I make it for my kids all the time :)

by toboUD October 20, 2023

egyptian scoop

A version of modern day skype that was once used for communication amongst egyptian folk.

I'm so glad we can chat on egyptian scoop (Hieroglyphics)

by Fred & Wilma March 30, 2012