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eating pineapple

also know as streaking, it is the act of running in the middle of the night completely naaaked :] and laughing until pee comes down your leg.

one can do this with a towel tied around your neck, which is suggested, just in case those pesky neighbors come out.


also, it is perfectly fine to do it with other members of the same sex, or if you're feeling andeventurous, invite the opposite sex!

Jim: "Soooo what'd you do last night?"

Sarah: "bitch, i was eating pineapple last night! you missed out!"
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Alex: "Omg, michelle i love you so much lets go have some fun eating pineapple together!"

Michelle: "Ok alex lets do it!"
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eating pineapple

sticking your tongue in and out of a homosexual's belly button.
dude, are you eating pineapple?

yuh-huhhhh! he's yummy!

benefits of eating pineapple 

girl: i just ate some pineapple

boy: damn can i taste it 🤤
girl: sure that’s the benefits of eating pineapple

Porcupine Eating Pineapple 

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.
After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026