Early morning tea

The sweat left on someone's face from your scrotum after you teabag them.

Rucker: Would you like to join me for some early morning tea?
Courtney: What's that?

by -=RUCKER=- June 15, 2004

Early Morning Dip

When a male awaken's before he's spouse, supporting a large erection. decides to penetrate the mrs while she quietly slumbers.

Tom - "Aww man, i woke up this morning supporting a dirty big horn, so i went for an early morning dip!"
Darren - " Nice one, did you give her the Ninja Bukkake treatment too!?"
Mark - "Tom!, you're a sick fucking Gooch Goblin!"

by Darren and "M" - Bledzin July 20, 2006

early morning sunrise

Cracking an egg in a woman's genitals after intercourse.

I loved her so much that I gave her a early morning sunrise

by datbistara December 19, 2016

early morning whore

a prostitute who does business in the early morning. they are usually very cheap, very old, and willing to do anything.

i went to old town with 5 bucks. i had to settle for an early morning whore.

by templeton blogg and joe December 18, 2008

Early Morning Cannonball

A massive shit that you take upon rising in the morning. Could happen after a night of drinking with the lads or some Mexican food from hell

Bloke 1: “I heard you banged Kate back at her crib last night”
Bloke 2: “Oh indeed, it’s a good thing I left before she saw what I did to her bathroom, left a nice early morning cannonball in there!”

by JordanBelfort350 October 1, 2022

the early morning enima

when you wake up with morning wood and have to take a really bad piss. roll over shove your dick in your partners ass and pee in it.

i was too lazy to get out of bed this morning to take a piss so i gave your fat ass wife the early morning enima.

by leo thunderspot July 11, 2008

Early morning sacrifice

1.) The piece of food, or candy you eat in the morning after brushing your teeth. The purpose, for eating this "sacrifice" is, for it to take the "toothpaste" taste out of your mouth so that you can then eat something else worth your while, and not have a bad taste to it.

Birth of "Early morning sacrifice" - 1/27/12

Should I eat a granola bar, or have a starburst, for my early morning sacrifice?

That's nasty! Why do I keep forgetting to have an early morning sacrifice, before my cereal.

by TheRealPandaSwag January 28, 2012