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ear fucking 

the action of fucking ones ear
i want to do some ear fucking
ear fucking by izzyman1200 July 16, 2018

ear fucking 

getting fucked through stretchers, gauges in your ear.
Anna got ear fucked by a penis, while she went on an inter provincial vacation. ear fucking includes a penis and a large hole in the earlobe of a man or woman.
ear fucking by gaytubelover August 22, 2011

ear fucking 

when you talk to someone through there ear

Also means when you give someone a blowjob and you cum in there ear.
Male#1: DUDE MELANIE WAS EARFUCKING ME LAST NIGHT
Male#2: ikr she talks to much
Male#3: I thought that ear fucking was when you cum in someones ear
ear fucking by GAY PERSON #3 May 14, 2019

earfucking 

Orgasmic feeling supposedly produced by a musician playing a zurna directly into someone else's ear. The zurna is a type of shrill keyless oboe played mostly in the Balkans in traditional folk music and many zurna players are deaf as a result of the instrument being played directly into their ears.
If you go to the (former Yugoslav republic of) Macedonia, you may see some earfucking going on in the villages where ensembles play traditional music.
earfucking by pentozali January 19, 2014

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026