ear dildo

A bluetooth headset, usually worn by the person least likely to ever receive a call.

Look at Sammy! He's pleasuring himself with that ear dildo again! Think he'll ever get a call on it?

by McShawty October 16, 2008

ear dildo

Slang term for an ear plug, used at concerts, while doing yardwork, to sleep, etc.

Pat is such a douche that he wears ear dildos to concerts.

by Peacey P February 1, 2008

Ear Dildo

a Q-tip

ben: "dude i can see the earwax in your ears all the way from here
frank:yeah i ran out of ear dildo's a month ago

by gothunkeverythingchick January 9, 2010