ear boner 

when your dog hears something and its ears go up and get all stiff

"What was that sound?"
"Idk, but Spike heard it too, he's got an ear boner."

ear boner by thelordtoe September 2, 2011

ear boner 

Not like a usual singular large boner, but thousands of microscopic boners along the ear drum, and going down into the ear canal. When the music hits these cilia like boners, they become engorged with the sound, a pleasurable experience to say the least. At the pinnacle of a song they might erupt, causing a chill down the spine, not unlike an orgasm.

Ooooh, play that again, that song gives me major ear boner.

ear boner by Spencalicious February 13, 2008

ear boner 

Not like a usual singular large boner, but thousands of microscopic boners along the ear drum, and going down into the ear canal. When the music hits these cilia like boners, they become engorged with the sound, a pleasurable experience to say the least. At the pinnacle of a song they might erupt, causing a chill down the spine, not unlike an orgasm.

Ooooh, play that again, that song gives me major ear boner.

ear boner by Spencalicious January 12, 2009

Ear boner 

It is when your ear gets really hard and you stick it up a women's vagina.

Man 1:"hey dude, you should give her a ear boner."
Man 2:"sure."

Ear boner by I will give you a ear boner May 22, 2017