If you have short dick syndrome or merely have a small boner extenze won't do anything for you. If you're a teen keep waiting to see how your dick genes play out. If you're an adult you better have a high paying career or find the woman who don't believe in fornicating.
by irked by dick ads May 26, 2013
An infomercial airing between midnight and 6 a.m. Apparently, the ad people at Extenze think that anyone who stays up late thinks they have a small penis. The infomercial itself is riddled with scripted dialogue with people who can barely speak English. If you happen to be bored while watching the infomercial, there's definitely a Girls Gone Wild commercial on a neighboring channel.
Hey broseph, I have really low self-esteem so I jerk off to Girls Gone Wild commercials after ordering Extenze to increase the size of my microscopic penis!
by bobbydole February 05, 2008
After my man took extenze, his penis was so large that when I saw it I laughed, and when I sat on it I cried.
by Snoopy Pugh August 12, 2009
Laurens father: Have you heard about extenze yet?
Laurens grandpa: No what is it?
Laurens father: the soloution to our "Smallest problem"
Laurens grandpa: No what is it?
Laurens father: the soloution to our "Smallest problem"
by Gotcha bit*h January 27, 2011