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Inlander Dysphoria Syndrome

An affliction gained from living in Kentucky, Kansas, Illnois, or any other in-land area.

Thought to have been cured in 2004, this disease rots the mind of its host and makes them believe that "Yea, It's okay to live here for the rest of my life."
"I aint no nerd. I just really enjoy collecting rocks, quantum physics and astronomy. Your average small town girl."

"You have Inlander Dysphoria Syndrome, Roo"
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Dysphoria Slayer 

A Dysphoria Slayer is a close friend or even a random person, who, when they hear someone is struggling with any kind of dysphoria, they will slay the dysphoria, usually only temporarily, but it helps
Random dysphoric man: "that man just stayed my dysphoria so fuckin bad"

Dysphoric man's friend: "bro, a Dysphoria Slayer? Nice, we gotta celebrate this encounter"

gender dysphoria spectrum

A spectrum for gender identities that people self-identify as, which doesn't match their sex or gender assigned at birth.

Context: Gender Identity is a mental illness known as "gender dysphoria" formerly known as "gender identity disorder".
Your daughter is gender confused. Her gender identity known as "non-binary" falls under the gender dysphoria spectrum.

Sobriety Dysphoria 

so·bri·e·ty dys·pho·ri·a

/səˈbrīədē disˈfôrēə/

A state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with being sober
I'ma call the plug. My Sobriety Dysphoria is really acting up today.

Sexuality Dysphoria

A gay/LGBTQ person who feels locked or hateful to themselves for not being straight. Also can be a disorder when an LGBTQ person is out of touch with there identity and or wants to change.
"I hate myself for being gay"
"I am only attracted to girls but what if I am straight?"
"I have crippling sexuality dysphoria"

Sexuality Dysphoria

The state of dysphoria caused by uncertainty of one’s sexual orientation.
Man, I really don’t know what my sexuality is, it’s giving me sexuality dysphoria.
Sexuality Dysphoria by whitehawk_ December 22, 2020

Orbital Sensory Fruit Dysphoria 

The inability of an individual to visually and specifically identify a fruit. Orbital sensory fruit dysphoria often occurs when and individual grew up in amd around Richlands, NC. This condition is most often associated with identifying dark colored fruits often confusing them with lighter colored fruits or light colored products made from the fruit.
Hey i see you are eating a peach. Umm, no you are mistaken this is a plum. Don't blame him for his mistake he suffers from Orbital Sensory Fruit Dysphoria