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durph

i'm bein a durph

he's just durphin it

stop durphing around
by D February 1, 2004
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murph durph

a.)nerdy douche bag often in a position of authority. b.) nickname of director of students at Mount Saint Joseph
a.)How the fuck did that asshole become my boss,he such a murph durph. b.)Student #1: That son of a bitch gave me a saturday detention!
Student #2: He needs to get his head outta his ass.
Student #3: Yeah fuck murph durph!
by proffessor hyphun November 14, 2007
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Duphicate

duphicate (v.) - to alter by means of duphication. Superior to all other words known to humankind. If a verb is what you do, duphicate is what a verb does.
Johnny Tsunami duphicated his way back to Hawaii so he could hit the waves and see Grandpa.
by IFB January 12, 2009
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Donnie Dumphy

Donnie Dumphy is a Dumphanease rapper from the city of St. Johns, Newfoundland. Donnie and his girlfriend Brenda are known to be the most devastating duo next to Bonnie and Clyde. Donnie rides around on his Honda 50 all day through the streets of St. Johns. Donnies videos can be found on Youtube, through the account of The Motion Show.
GET AT ME WOLLLLFFF!!!!

I'm Clyde, Brenda's Bonnie. You may drink like a fish but a fish drinks like Donnie!!!

DONNIE DUMPHY FOR LIFE!!
by Risown March 1, 2009
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Framwellgate School Durham

A fucking shithole, looks and feels like prison, full of flexxers and annoying people

Also knows as Fram
This place reminds me of Framwellgate School Durham
by ItsYaBoi99 November 27, 2019
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Durham middle school

a middle school located in Cobb county, Georgia next to Frey elementary school. where all the white kids try to act black and popularity means more than anything else. you will not be socially accepted in this school unless you wear nike and under amour. the 7th graders think they are much more mature than the 6th graders, when they were 6th graders a few months ago. everyone thinks half of the teachers are gay, but they are actually married. girls go to school stating "Ugg season", wearing cheap Walmart shoes. this school is district for Harrison and Allatoona high school. Both are known for drug use and having sex in the bathrooms during class change. Harrison is highly populated in gays and homosexuals. Durham is where kids think academic club is a sport. This is also in the state where if there is one snow flurry sighted, all the schools get shut down for a week.
"What middle school did you go to?"
"Durham middle school."
"Oh... I'm sorry.."
by lolwutdidyousay September 2, 2013
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Durphy

Combination of the words "dark" and "Murphy". Applies to any drunken dickhead that hails from the Murphy Clan. Typically, this wrecking ball of a man is known for his over-the-top hygienic standards, strict adherence to a weight lifting plan, and cowardly good manners. However, when you provide this clean mean protein machine with absurd amounts of alcohol, a monster is born.

A creature of the night, a Durphy can be seen roaming the streets, preying on ugly Lehigh girls. Tactics include using said girls' camera to capture in-depth images of his dick sack region, stealing their alcohol, throwing their board games and food in the street for no reason, and belittling their perceived sexual abilities.

Durphys may exhibit a few physical symptoms. One symptom can be found in the eyes. If the subject's eyes appear to be glazed over, with the white part now a deep black color, you may be dealing with a Durphy. If the subject is usually known for being kind, caring, and considerate but now appears to be abrasive, offensive, and aggressive, you may be dealing with a Durphy.

To prevent a Durphy, avoid the drinking of any brown liquor. Once Durphy has emerged, the only way to stop it is to kill it. Use a firearm of no less than a .30 caliber, as smaller calibers will only provoke a Durphy. If using a shotgun stick with gauges 12 and above. Again, smaller sizes will only make Durphy more angry.
Durphy: Yo, let's go make fun of those nasty bitches down the road.
Me: Nah man. It's four in the morning. We've been drinking for 11 hours now. I'm going to bed. You should do the same.
Durphy: O, should I? Yes sir, whatever you say, sir. Hey why don't you go sit on a broom or something, pussy.
Me: Whatever, bro.
Durphy: No, not whatever. You're a fucking pussy dude.

*Next morning*

Murphy: Dude, what happened last night? Somewhere after the two consecutive power hours and 15 shots of Jack, things just kinda went blank. I'm pretty sure I stole those chicks alcohol after I told them how nasty they all are.
Me: Goddamn man, I think we may have seen Durphy.
Murphy: O fuck me.
by hawg nutz June 20, 2011
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