dump lump

the age old art of building a giant ball of human feces by forming multiple turds into a large sphere. This is accomplished over time and with the assistance of a refrigerator. Turd consistency must be equal to that of clay and immediate refrigation must occur in order to preserve the spherical integrity and reduce common house fly infestation

Went into Don's fridge to grab a beer only to be surprised by a watermelon sized dump lump....drats

by Captains Log 2012 February 6, 2012

Limb Lump Dump

When one enters into an irregular bowel movement and produces a stool the size of a human babies arm.

Alison: “Brian, Brian….! Can you call a Paramedic. I have Limb Lump Dumped….!”

Brain: “Alison, not again. These irregular bowel movements must stop. Consider the local sewerage systems. They cannot accommodate stools such as the girth that you produce. Sewerage engineering has some advancement to make before correct distribution of your Turds can be achieved”.

by Bert Fegg November 24, 2007

Dump a Lump

1. To shit; The act of shitting

Variations:

Dump Lumps

Yo bro I'll be right back I have to dump a lump.

I have to dump lumps right now.

by Ruppthritis June 15, 2011

Dump a lump

When you need to pass a stool, have a poo . Conceived by Eddie Kirwan

I’m just going to dump a lump

by Mischief Kirwan November 29, 2018

Lumptee Dump

An obese, usually female human blocking the way for everyone in a grocery store checkout or aisle. Often accompanied by another Lumptee Dump and several children.

Oh god, there is a Lumptee Dump blocking the way.

Good god, there are two Lumptee Dumps in the same damn aisle!

by Scolly Joseph October 19, 2013

Lumpy dump

Basically a turtle head right after ate corn on the cob

Yo that was a lumpy dump. No more corn please

by Oceandining November 9, 2025

Lumpy dump

Basically a turtle head after eating corn on the cob

Yo that was a lumpy dump. No more corn on the cob please

by Oceandining November 9, 2025