dump and dash

when you dump at someone else's house and then leave shortly after.

Guy 1: Where did Michael go?
Guy 2: I thought he went to the bathroom...
Guy 1: It smells like poop in the bathroom, but he's Michael's not here.
Guy 2: He pulled a dump and dash?!

by bassfrog7 April 20, 2010

date dump and dash

The act of convincing someone you are going to perform coitus. You then use their facilities to drop a bowel movement. Upon finishing said bowel movement you proceed to exit quite hastily.

Dam that girl comes in like we were gonna get it on, she took a dump and ran. She just got me with a date dump and dash

by Jackiepaper June 25, 2017