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Dueling Pianos 

The female equivalent of ‘downhill skiing’. When a man can pleasure 2 women at once just using his talented tinkling digits.
Every Wednesday Pete invited Molly and Shea round for another rendition of his Dueling Pianos. After slipping off the piano stool they left happy.
Dueling Pianos by SandyBerg February 19, 2020

Dualing Pianos 

The female equivalent of ‘downhill skiing’. When a man can pleasure 2 women at once just using his talented tinkling digits.
Every Wednesday Pete invited Molly and Shea round for another rendition of his Dualing Pianos. After slipping off the piano stool they left happy.
Dualing Pianos by SandyBerg February 19, 2020

Dueling Piano Player 

(n.) a person who plays piano, sings, MCs, quips, and performs a wide range of song requests during a dueling pianos show.
OMG I can't explain it but the dueling piano player just gave me an enormous pianorgasm.

After 2 shots of Jagermeister the dueling piano player did naked cart wheels on stage.

I'm going to bet the dueling piano player $100 he can't play "Bohemian Rhapsody".

The dueling piano player just made everyone laugh by ad-libbing funny lyrics into my song request. LOL

I tipped the dueling piano player to embarrass my friend on stage 'cause it's her birthday.

After a few drinks the aging dueling piano player looked sexy.

Awesome! The dueling piano player is doing that 80's song I requested.

I hired a new dueling piano player to fill in the Saturday night dueling pianos slot.
Dueling Piano Player by pippin73 September 10, 2012