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Duck Queef

A duck queef is a shot that contains ice tea vodka and lemon juice. If you go to a bar and they make you the more popular duck fart you should ask to talk to managment because you clearly said "duck queef." It results in free drinks!
Jimmy had too many duck queefs last night. Duck Queef all around.
by ColonialMaster October 23, 2011
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Duck queef snort

When a female queef on a duck and hits it with a pot over and over till it dies
Yo John, I saw addy moser do a duck queef snort
by Fooberfrn August 7, 2021
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Queen Duck

The teal rubber duck that magically makes its way around stevies bathroom whilst she remains inside the tub.

Queen duck will silently judge you even if you haven't done anything wrong, staring you down until you submit to her will.
"did you hear about Queen Duck?"

"no did stevie introduce you to her too?"

"yes... She scared me into leaving the house she was judging me the whole time"
by p-o-t-a-t-o g-i-r-l June 19, 2020
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dickqueef

Another word for a dick fart or a quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dickqueef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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