Acronym for “Down To Churro”. Ready and willing to consume a
deep-fried pastry whether it be firm, thin and short (Cinnamon Version) or soggy, long and
thick (
Oreo Version) from Taco Johns. A person is DTC when they succumb to the pressure of eating at Taco
John’s even if it’s only for the Churro. Being DTC doesn’t necessarily dictate that one must eat any other food there. One must be careful when DTC as the act of
de-gloving and consuming such a sweet, phallic-like, food
will often subject the person to compromising photography. Said opportunities are often seized by colleagues, chuckle-heads, and trolls named “[Darren[” to create Photoshop gold and write songs titles applicable to the situation.
Shawn: “Has anyone listened to the new album by Churreo Speedwagon?”
Darren: “Nope. How is it?”
Shawn: “Full of smash hits such as:”
“Pour Some
Churro’
s On Me”
“Live and Let Churro”
“American Churro”
“You Churro’d Me All Night
Long”
“Mo’ Churros, Mo’ Problems”
“Churro On, Churro On”
Darren: Sounds like a winner! What inspired the album?
Shawn: Someone must have been seriously DTC and
got caught. Leads to all sorts of shenanigans.
Darren: No doubt. No doubt.