The act of anal sex performed without lube. Usually used in reference to someone who has been beaten badly at something or made to look stupid.
Jeff just got sniped 5 times in a row. That guy is getting seriously dry-docked.
by Deth3327 July 12, 2012
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The act of shutting off the water supply to a friend or foe's toilet (the knob / valve behind the toilet close to the floor) and the flushing the toilet to empty the bowl of all water.

At the point, you push out your steaming turd so that it sticks to the ceramic part of the bowl. It creates a giant mess to clean up. Make sure you are not seen leaving the bathroom as a beat-down might ensue if you are caught.

A common double whammy is to also pull an upper tank or upper decker. This will create total havoc for the toilet & the person that owns it.

Entire commodes have had to been ripped out and replaced because of the devestation this creates.
Jeffrey was mad at his friend Ryan's father. So when he was visiting their home, he used their restroom and pulled a dry dock. He did not have enough dung left though to also pull a upper decker.
by Solo Stroke October 16, 2009
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the act of placing two penis head to head, where at least one penis has not been circumcised and rolling the foreskin from one penis onto and over the other.
don't look! those nukes are dry docking!
by diserra July 14, 2009
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Flushing the toilet and then turning off the water supply resulting in a dry toilet. Then you take a shit so it sticks directly to the bowl and will not come clean easily, especially if it's there for while.
Jimmy gave my toilet a dry docking. I had to use an ice scraper to get the bowl clean.
by Jimmy Taint April 7, 2009
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The technique of crapping in a toilet bowl but sitting backwards on it so it lands on the dry part of the bowl for the next person to enjoy. If it sits long enough it will get stuck and requires multiple flushes to break it free so it can sail out to sea.
Lets get out of here! I just dry docked in the bathroom and the host went in after me!
by themanwiththeplanhellyeah March 25, 2009
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When you have anal sex without lubrication.
"Hey Steve, I think I'm gonna try dry docking Sarah tonight!!!"
"You dirty bastard."
by Titus Felix Pullo April 24, 2009
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The act of screwing a chick in the ass without lube.
Dude, I was totally dry docking Yvonne last night.
by Slamin' Salmon May 6, 2010
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