A drinking game where you throw vodka in someones eyes, and kick them in the leg so they are wobbling around looking like a drunken sailor.

Sometimes you will have to sing 'drunken sailor' after this, but most people don't know the words to this so it is rarely done.

"Yeah we made Bob do the drunken sailor"

drunken sailor by maddyyy.x December 22, 2008

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Drunken Sailor

When You are fucking a girl, while she is bent over and you are standing up. You try and hit her head aginst different objects. You get points for hitting her head against different things. Doors, walls headboards.
The more things you hit the more points you get.

Hey man i got 15 points last night, with the drunken sailor. she hit 3 different walls and the door.

Drunken Sailor by Ben+Ronnie January 2, 2008

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spend like a drunken sailor on shore leave

To spend a lot of money at any one given time; taken from the fact that sailors, while on shore leave, used to spend all of their money on whores and alcoholic beverages

I stopped letting my wife use the credit card. Every time she goes to the mall, she spends like a drunken sailor on shore leave!

spend like a drunken sailor on shore leave by Pissed Off Paul October 7, 2003

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What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?

we shave his belly with a rusty razor, put him in a longboat till he's sober, stick him in a scupper with a hose pipe on him, and put him in the bed with the captain's daughter early in the morning.

What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!

What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor? by Sythebrine9 March 17, 2021

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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