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trunk drunk

A way to save money when going out on the town. You store a bottle of liquor in your trunk and frequently leave the night club to take a few shots in the parking lot.
I'm a bit short on cash, so I'm bringing a cheap bottle of vodka and going on a trunk drunk tonight.
trunk drunk by Bruce858 May 16, 2011

trunk drunk

When someone is so drunk, and desparate for a ride, that they will ride in the trunk of a car to get somewhere. Often times resulting in them passing out in the trunk- making for excellent black-mail photos!
I drove my two-seater to the party, but Cody needed a ride home. I told him he could ride in the trunk if he really wanted to. We got to his place and he was sleeping like a baby. What a trunk drunk!
trunk drunk by Who's your step-daddy? September 19, 2009

Trunk Drunk

To get drunk from stolen beer aquired from a beer run
Man after the beer run I got trunk drunk
Trunk Drunk by Casey Stamey March 3, 2005

Trunk a Drunk 

The act of having sex with a drunk girl or trying to get someone drunk so they are more liable to have sex.
Yo I heard you were trying to trunk a drunk last night at the party.
Trunk a Drunk by KaoticNoodle December 24, 2006

Drunk Truck Fuck 

1. When a couple of guys, preferably: short, conservative, hicks who live too far from the nearest technical college to get an education and drive F-150s to deny having a penis any smaller than they do already, get together for some good old fashion binge drinking and get too drunk to remember they touched weiners last night.

2. When Republicans mistakenly misstep their moral boundaries and do something gay.
Hick 1: "That party last night was crazy!"

Hick 2: "Too bad we didnt get any pussy."

Hick 3: "Why does my mouth taste like dick?"

Some chick: "Drunk Truck Fuck!"
Drunk Truck Fuck by loovemuscle March 26, 2009

Truck Drunk

When a person(s) is so in love with a truck that they enter euphoric state. Or drunk on truck(s)
Bro, that truck's got me feeling a little Truck Drunk.
Truck Drunk by Truckdrunk July 20, 2015