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drink doom 

Another way to describe 'The Fear' that lands like a sick and all consuming dread the day after excessive drinking. The feeling of guilt, shame and dread that calls into question your behaviour the previous evening (even if you remember it being impeccable) and indeed stirs anxiety about every previously content aspect of your life - from your work/academic ability to the faithfulness or desire for you of your partner. One of the truly great evils of the world.
Lucy was unable to surface from beneath the duvet, crushed by the certainty of drink doom that she had taken part in Satanic rituals, shagged her boss in front of a crowded bar and walked naked down Sauchiehall Street in front of all her exes and a plethora of horrified maiden aunts... The truth that she had simply had one prosecco too many, thrown up in her own loo and forgotten to remove her make up was elevated to the belief in the first chain of events by the strength and weight of her drink doom... Nobody could or would ever love her. She was an inhuman beast.
The Fear
drink doom by Notcruella January 4, 2017
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Drink of Doom 

Any cup or container at a party or social gathering that has been used for any combination of the following:

-Ashing cigarettes
-Cigarette butts
-Chewing tobacco spit
-Cigar guts
-Any foul liquid such as warm beer or flat soda

When someone is intoxicated and takes a sip of the brew, they have just tasted the Drink of Doom
Johnny was so fucked up he took a sip from the Drink of Doom last night and puked everywhere
Drink of Doom by yannidepp July 7, 2011

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026