by yousmellliketoothpaste October 22, 2009
Driftwood is a partial erection, or a half flaccid/half erect phallus. This is commonly acquired while one is interrupted during sexual activity. It can be confused with a "Broner," however, it is not the same.
I was about to bang this chick last night but then I got Driftwood and couldn't. At least she gave me a blowchub.
by daSHEEP February 4, 2011
by nikolijubalee July 1, 2011
The guy, or guys, that you meet and have sex with while you're at the beach. They, and their "wood", drift in and out of your life for the day/night, the week, the summer - however long you're in a beach environment.
by DebDanger July 26, 2017
Driftwood Vagina is a condition when a case of Splinter Pussy goes untreated for a length of time. Symptoms include; moldy smell, moss, and termites. People who suffer from Driftwood Vagina would often continue to leave their condition uncured as they were a dumb bitch to get Splinter Pussy in the first place.
Fred realized Selma had Driftwood Vagina when he pulled out with a caterpillar eating a leaf off his dick.
by Anonymous Doctor November 16, 2010
When your sister, who is also your cousin, wants to be pegged on the Kentucky riverbanks, but the tide rises too high before you can finish
Dad: Son, can you go milk the goats?
Son: Sorry Dad, Bertha Mae was asking for some Kentucky Driftwood and low tide started two hours ago!
Dad: Well do what you gotta and be back before sunset.
Son: Sorry Dad, Bertha Mae was asking for some Kentucky Driftwood and low tide started two hours ago!
Dad: Well do what you gotta and be back before sunset.
by Obelisk477 July 3, 2021
by J LøC July 9, 2023