A homeless man who has had his anus stretched, and possibly ruptured, by Vin Diesel's shaved SKULL
On the set of the Punisher II:
Director - "Has anyone seen Tom Jane in a couple days?"
Unctuous movie extra - "I heard Vin Diesel pulled a Tokyo Drifter on his tight ass!"
by Pelvis Cockstello April 22, 2010
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Not a wayward terrorist, but a really stinky, silent fart that hangs in the air like humidity.
Everybody was choking in the car because fuckin' Jack cut an arabian drifter!
by staccato brainstem February 13, 2005
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The person in front of you meandering along the sidewalk, blocking any attempt to pass them and resume a normal human pace.
I tried to get here as fast as possible, but I got stuck behind a precision drifter.
by schmaniel June 1, 2011
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one who is not accepted by any of the clicks in society. Signs of a social drifter are constantly opening his/her cell phone acting like he/she is texting though they really aren't, moves from click to click listening in on the conversations even when he/she is unwanted. Tries to make a joke that no one understands.Every city has one though out of all the types of people in the world these are the easiest to spot.
Look at Tyrone he keeps trying to talk to me and everyone else, he is kind of like a social drifter and acts like he has friends.
by Grayson Blake November 6, 2007
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A person who constantly swerves from left to right while slowly walking on the sidewalk. This behavior often results from a preoccupation with a cell phone, gaping at skyscrapers, or a general lack of awareness.

Windy City Drifters are commonly encountered in crowded areas of Chicago and block the path of walking pedestrians. They have the greatest impact on foot traffic during rush hour but are an annoyance at all times of the day.
It took forever to walk from the train to the office today. There were windy city drifters everywhere. I felt like punchin' someone in the back of the head.
by Kenny Canstacker January 8, 2011
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Nashville has been turning out the same ole crap for years. With the exception of a few new acts like The Zac Brown Band, and Saint Luke's Drifters. SLD is a high energy band with deep hillbilly roots and a punk twist. They have a groove that gets your feet moving. You get reminded of what music used to be before computers. This is real human created music that you can't ignore. These guys are going to be a turning point for Nashville, and it is about time.
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by c0wb0y January 11, 2013
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A musical group from Mississippi that travels the country crafting country western versions of number one hit songs
Bob - "Did you hear the Lonesome Mississippi Drifters' new song? They're really expanding their repertoire!"

Steve - "Yeah, I never knew that the song My Humps was so graphic until I heard the Drifters' version!"
by Get Low October 18, 2009
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