The spawn of two mentally-handicapped people who engage in passionate sex, then pass out, to wake up and find they have created offspring. In an effort to preserve the baby until a later date upon which they would be more suitable
parents, the child is placed into a large beaker full of maple
syrup. The babies are then usually apprehended by law enforcement and sold to chinese dining establishments and served as "
pork" in House Special Fried Rice.