by Loreinski April 11, 2009
The female version of a douche bag. This female has an overrated sense of self worth, with low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of others; like being loud, dancing nasty, wearing Ed Hardy shirts with matching Ed Hardy glitter hats, has overflowing make up, tons of mascara on her eye lashes and makes the pouting face with downward peace sign with her hand every time she takes a picture.
The girl with her Ed Hardy outfit and pouting poses in photos can win the tag of the Douche Baguette. She thinks she owns the place.
by sunny936 February 08, 2010
Dude 1 - Remember that awards show in the 80s where Madonna was smoking, unnaturally, on cue with her girls?
Dude 2 - I do. What a pseudo-cool douche baguette.
Dude 1 - Word.
Dude 2 - I do. What a pseudo-cool douche baguette.
Dude 1 - Word.
by pinpollo August 13, 2011
My grandkids, Tom and John, are really getting on my nerves. Oh well, what to you expect. They're a couple of real douche baguettes. Madonna.
by Giovanni Strunzo August 16, 2007
by TGNpancake May 21, 2009
The female version of a douche bag! They usually travel in packs and are known to be attracted to their counter part, the douche bag. They tend to hang out at the same venues on a weekly basis. They are known to take several pictures while at the same venue, so they can post them on Facebook and talk about how great it was this week! They like to brag and love attention no matter good or bad, they will take it.
The female cast of the Jersey Shore.. People of an ethnic community, that attend the same venue's on a weekly basis. If somebody considers you a female douche bag then you're a DOUCHE BAGUETTE!
by HUSAT January 09, 2011
by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013