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Dorito Face 

When you eat Doritos right before you go to bed, and when you wake up you feel like shit
Last night was so wild, I got the worst dorito face in the world.
Dorito Face by OfficeMax21 September 23, 2010

Dorito Face 

When you finger someone’s asshole after having a tasty snack on some Doritos. After fingering all the Dorito powder into the recipients butt you then crouch down and let them fart on your face shooting Dorito powder with the fart onto your face. This becomes what is reffered to as Dorito Face.
Ex:My dad may have left me but at least he gave me Dorito Face before he left.
Dorito Face by Daddyissues121 January 16, 2019

Dorito Cake Face 

The Dorito Cake Face is similar to the Amogus face, but done without using a camera filter. To achieve the Dorito Cake Face, you must do the following.

Smile,
Open your mouth while retaining the smile cheeks and eyes,
Move the lower jaw outwards (forward),
Then close the teeth back together.

Finally, to complete the look, you must raise the eyebrows without interfering with the mouth positioning.
Friend 1: Woah! What is that guy doing
Friend 2: He’s doing the Dorito Cake Face!

Friend 1: I’ve never seen anyone with big enough balls to do it in public!
Dorito Cake Face by CCTheDog August 15, 2021

Doritos Face 

When someone overuse spray tanning or normal tanning and have their face completely orange as a doritos, you can call her a doritos
*Douchebag and douchegirl pass by*

- Hey look at those doritos face
- They must taste like nachos
- Hahaha
Doritos Face by blumpkin666 February 26, 2011

dorito faced 

When a human or animal isn't high but looks like they are.
"Dude I think Marcos is high!"
"Nah he's just dorito faced; he'd never get high."
dorito faced by IGotHoesForDays February 11, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022