Doorknob licker

Someone who still believes that the Coronavirus isn't a thing and refuses to quarantine or practice social distancing.

Look at all those doorknob lickers protesting in Michigan. They are going to catch Coronavirus and spread it to everyone.

by csnpnt00 April 15, 2020

Doorknob Licker

Illegal on other planets.

Bro look at that doorknob licker, I bet he gets arrested by tomorrow morning.

by jesuisglassjoe October 14, 2021