doodlepad

(Insult, Noun) Any person with obnoxious, excessive, trashy, poor quality, ugly, tattoos. Can refer to someone with just one tattoo or many.

Tends to suffer a narcissistic injury when their tattoos are criticized or their delusional ideations about how cool/unique their tattoos make them are not reciprocated.

Tattoo locations that instantly qualify someone as a doodlepad: face, neck, scalp, hands, front upper pubic area, genitals, buttcheek, lower back (tramp stamp), sleeve, arm, shoulder, bicep, forearm, elbow, leg, calves, thighs, ankles, stomach, chest, upper back, behind the ear, sole of the foot, (anywhere on the body).
Look, at that narcissistic shithead. He thought getting tattoos would keep people from making fun of him like they did in high school. Just another goofy ass doodlepad!
What tribe you from James? You grew up in a gated community in Orange County. Face tatts? You don't bang and you ain't been in. You can still get this wedgie.
by Don't call me Doodles! July 24, 2020
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