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doodlepad

(Insult, Noun) Any person with obnoxious, excessive, trashy, poor quality, ugly, tattoos. Can refer to someone with just one tattoo or many.

Tends to suffer a narcissistic injury when their tattoos are criticized or their delusional ideations about how cool/unique their tattoos make them are not reciprocated.

Tattoo locations that instantly qualify someone as a doodlepad: face, neck, scalp, hands, front upper pubic area, genitals, buttcheek, lower back (tramp stamp), sleeve, arm, shoulder, bicep, forearm, elbow, leg, calves, thighs, ankles, stomach, chest, upper back, behind the ear, sole of the foot, (anywhere on the body).
Look, at that narcissistic shithead. He thought getting tattoos would keep people from making fun of him like they did in high school. Just another goofy ass doodlepad!
What tribe you from James? You grew up in a gated community in Orange County. Face tatts? You don't bang and you ain't been in. You can still get this wedgie.
by Don't call me Doodles! July 24, 2020
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Doodledandy

When two guys preferably named Darren and Dan fall in love with each other and copy everything each other has.
Hey did you see those two dudes dressed the same ?

Yeah man they are the ultimate doodledandy
by The crazy guy May 24, 2016
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doodled

To be among friends in a fun, silly, state of mild intoxication. This is one step above tipsy, but not quite shit-faced. Super-doodled is as drunk as you can be without throwing up in your purse or challenging "that dumb bitch that keeps staring at me" to a fist-fight.
I don't know what they put in those French Pear Martinis the other night, but I knew Emily was super-doodled when she started doing her Tyler Perry impression for that old lady on the Path Train.
by im2kool4skool May 4, 2009
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Doodledude

a cool,hip,cute,doodley way to say a friend or someone you might find cute and you want them to think your cute
Mike: Hey doodledude(s)!!!!!
janet: Hey cutiepants!
by miguel fernando June 28, 2008
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doodleware

A visual software development environment.

Enterprise Application Integration and Web services vendors continually tout the ease of use of their visual development environments (disparagingly called "doodleware" by hard-core developers) and the resulting increase in productivity. These suites typically include visual transformation editors, workflow or orchestration editors, schema editors, component assembly tools and the like.
I can't believe this doodleware will eliminate any need for programmers.
by Gregor Hohpe July 15, 2007
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bopper doodled

A particularly brutal form of industrial spit-roasting. The bopper is placed in the doggy style position with only his arms and shoulders secured in his coveralls. At this point one coworker doodles the bopper in from behind while the other coworker is satisfied orally. The free legs on the boppers coveralls are used to choke him into climax, auto erotic expulsion from the anus.
by IndustrialChad May 20, 2014
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Doodlesack

She blows the Doodlesack good.
by sj0r December 10, 2003
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