doodle door 

Slang for the anus, especially when relating to it sexually.

"Please, get your cat out of my doodle door."

"Betty was too nervous to let Jim do her in the doodle door."

doodle door by LindsayLu March 28, 2005

doodledorf 

one who acts goofy or doesn't comprehend the circumstances

I saw the guy next door walking down the street with short sleeves; the wind chill was -5 degrees...what a doodledorf.

I explained it to him, but he is such a doodledorf, he still didn't get it.

doodledorf by Dandy Sandy January 30, 2008