dooc

Pronounced (duke)

Documentation of a one way conversation.

To email fully knowing you will recieve no response.

Yeah I plan on following this dooc up with several phone calls.

I have to go make a dooc to cover my ass.

Didnt you see the dooc I sent you about that last month?

I havnt had time to dooc it out today.

by 2KMC July 11, 2008

doocing

The act of refreshing dooce.com umpteen times in the course of a day, week or month to see if there is fresh content.

I had nothing to do at work this afternoon, so I spent most of that time doocing.

by di October 15, 2004

dooced

1. To be fired from your job from talking about it on your blog. Dooce.com

2. "To have the hit count on one's blog jump from 20 to 6,000 hits per day from a single mention by Dooce." From 12tutufondue.blogspot.com

See also dooce.

1. I was dooced yesterday because some scumbag sent my boss the link to my blog.

2. Dooce linked me in her post and I got Dooced because of it.

by ladymadaysia April 18, 2005

dooced

To be fired for "objectionable posts" on your website.

Acidman aka Rob Smith, owner of Gut Rumbles.com was dooced by his employer, not for talking about work, but for talking about *things* and/or opinions that the company HR department found *objectionable*.

by Elizabeth Of the South June 6, 2005

dooced

To have all social hell break loose when people you know and/or family members finally find and read your blog.

I went throgh a lot of trouble to keep my blog anonymous. It's just not worth gettign dooced.

by Girl, Unblogged November 2, 2004

doocs

expression used in wealthy private schools, that is used to describe a very gaseous white girl

(i.e Brimmer & May School etc.)
(sitting in english class)
Ben- "Dude you seriously gotta make Caitlin stop fartin."
Alex- " Man don't even try to stop them doocs"
Ben- " I guess so"

by Sex A Lex February 5, 2010

dooced

To lose one's job or position because of a web blog or website that is slanderous to someone or something.

Dan got dooced when he had to resign from student council because of his scandalous webblog.

by Jacoby January 28, 2006