without hesitation, if you get trampled over a scuffle with a toothless
hillbilly and approach him with intentions to confront and resolve a
current conflict afflicted upon you, his disturbingly low educated response claims that he
absolutely has nothing to do with any remarks or previous actions presented to you.
Cop- hello sir, may i ask a few question?
Tweaked-out Hillbilly- look man, I ain't gone done did a thing dude.
Cop- what are you doing way out here in a shack.. in the middle of the woods.. with PH strips and lots and lots and loootttsss of pseudophede?
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- science project for
school.
Cop- sir, you're clearly not in
school.
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- Its for my son.
Cop- ..but you're the only one here...
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- he'
s here spiritually
Cop- Goddammit i dont have
time for this!