Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷

Why don't I do something about it? by Hym Iam July 19, 2022

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No I Don't Think I Will

The ultimate word to assert authority and possibly ruin someones life.

Friend: Yo bro wanna hang out?

Me: no I don't think I will

No I Don't Think I Will by Saint of words October 22, 2019

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I don't care if you fuck chickens

means I do not care what you fuck.. dudes,ladies or chickens.. makes no difference as long you not fuckin me..

Bubba tells me he gay...I say to him "I don't care if you fuck chickens" as long as you don't try to include me in your little soap opera...

I don't care if you fuck chickens by Dam you November 21, 2005

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I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut

Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:

(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut by Bobby8585 July 30, 2008

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