What I usually have to say when I get drunk in the middle of the day and watch Blues Clues.
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Don't disrespect me.
Guy: Wanna get out of here?
Girl: Boy, don't try me.
Guy: What do you mean?
Girl: Do I look like a hoe to you?
by dareelists September 22, 2013
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do not hate on oneself
don't jealous me u condom head! sheettt meehn!! lol
by tatyanna2008 January 25, 2009
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Insanely popular song by 3OH!3. The best part of which goes like this: 'T-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian, and I AIN'T FUCKIN' SCARED OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!' It's a great song.
Me: What's your favorite 3OH!3 song?

Anissa: Don't trust me, do you even have to ask?
by DoN'tTrUsTtHePyRo April 27, 2009
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What you would say to any douche-bag attacking you in a dismissive, bias, ignorant, hypocritical, narcissistic, distortive and incriminating way, much like the douche-bag commentary of Bill O'Reilly.
Guy #1: Dude, I've lost so much respect for you after you called my girlfriend a bitch.
Guy #2: But you said that she was yourself, remember?
Guy #1: That wasn't what I meant.
Guy #2: You're such a hypocrite; you know perfectly well that I was just backing you up after you said it, so get off your high-horse and Don't O'Reilly Me, asshole.
Guy #1: We need to cut to a commercial.
by Ryryq March 21, 2010
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Often said to the person that makes you angry.
The meaning is: "Don't make me sweat by beating you up."
Usually said with no real intension to beat the person up, but just as a threat, so the one will leave you alone.
The origin: "Don't make me exercise."
some dude: "blah blah blah blah"
you: "Man, don't exercise me."
by Jonson.y August 28, 2005
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