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When your dog wont stop humping shit
Why is your dog humping that toy?
Oh, she's just a dog hoe.
Dog Hoe by I have a dog hoe June 11, 2018

Blank Dog dat hoe 

When you're doing a hoe doggy stylez and checking termbo on yr laptop placed on said hoe's back.
phfpppp blank dog dat hoe ;phppfff
Blank Dog dat hoe by hex04z October 30, 2008
there's a hoe walking her hoe dog
hoe dog by Yo mOm G@y June 11, 2018

Dog ass hoe 

Sonny Yokuhana
Sonny Yokuhana went to work and was a dog ass hoe the whole day
Dog ass hoe by $#@ December 2, 2019
Dog-hoe. It's as simple as it sounds. It's Dog and Hoe.

Preferably hoe as a garden tool, and not as in a skank or ignorant woman
"That's a pretty cute doghoe you got there!"
doghoe by Fish is daddy May 21, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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