what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

by DaRealKey November 13, 2019

do you listen to del roache?

If someone asks you if you listen to del roache, they're asking if you are part of besties purrr and if you were traumatized by some of the things that were sent there <3

Do you listen to del roache?
Bestie: Yes!
*they're a psychopath probably*

by del timmey November 19, 2020

Do you watch Kerwhizz?

Similar to "do you listen to girl in red?", this question is a code question that a few people ask whether they are HBTQ or not. Kerwhizz itself, is seen as a gay show by people like ThatOneGensixer.

Hiko: Hej Hako, do you watch Kerwhizz?
Hako: Yeah, I'm 100% queer.
Hiko: Cool.

by MissSaikou February 17, 2021

Do you really

Before I change my mind.
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Please please be on your way quick, I'm struggling ATM. I need...
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Please.

At 1 I'm going back inside.
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Fuck I hope you're on your way I can't stay outside much longer I'm going to be sick.
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Do you really?
Well, I guess I got my answer... Actions speak louder than words.

Thanks for showing me how much of a fool I am once again... I can't believe how stupid I am to fall for it again.

This fucking hurts so bad, you could've just told me the truth, I'm a big girl I can take it. But no, you had to make me so ecstatic, so excited and happy, and then rip it away and tear my heart out of my chest all over again. What the hell did I do to make you hate me so much that you keep hurting me? Don't worry message received, I'll leave you the fuck alone, you don't have to worry about me bothering you anymore

I love you. I love you too. Do you really or do I just fill a hole in your heart an empty space in your house? /Sobs/

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023

do you want my hot boyd

do you want my hot boyd

do you want my hot boyd

by Capkin March 11, 2018

Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas

A lowkey way to ask someone if they smoke where the people who smoke, get it. and those who dont are just confused

Example 1:

Kid 1: Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas ?

Kid 2: Yeahhh, wanna hit my pen?

Example 2:

Kid 1: Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas

Kid 3: Huh? Who?

by Luvrophie September 29, 2022

but can you do this

a way to destroy your opponents life in one sentence

person 1: i made world peace and i detro-
person 2: BUT CAN YOU DO THIS *rolls back chair*

by ewferrtgty March 1, 2018