DKNewies 

The YouTube Channel DKNewsies. It's really funny if you understand what they are talking about. Anywhere from Retro gaming to Parody songs of the Channel DKOldies, which they make parodies of a lot.

CrackHeadJoey is basically the mascot, with his videos being the most popular. They have lots of subscribers and will hopefully get more in the future. That's just my opinion though :)

Short Girl: DKNewies is pretty funny 😁

Micro, the ultimate hater: DKNEWIES SUCK-

DKNewies by ShortGirlSings September 4, 2022

Dknewies 

The best YouTube channel ever so go fuck yourself micro

A YouTube channel made by Garret and crackheadjoey it has funny, original, and good written comedy which is whitty and smart in a lot of places crackheadjoey (or chj for short) is usually the one destroying items because he lives near a dump site meanwhile Garret has the calmer content

The channel is a parody of dkoldies a retro videogame store with outrageous prices and they make fun of the prices but also Joey and Sam with terms such as "crackheadjoey Walmart brand sam lemonade stand sam dollar store Sam" and many more

The channel has made other people sprout out and do the same as dknewies as seen in their subscriber special where people submitted videos to get one of chj's props that he destroyed in a video

Originally the channel was a one off joke made to do one or two videos but then it got big and they stick with it I also remember seeing a video on one of garrets old channels called "the super hammer brothers" (I think) where Garret destroyed a Sega Saturn and on his main channel that isn't related to dknewies he ate a lemon

There is a lot more to be said about dknewies but I think I've said enough the end

I love dknewies
Me too

Dknewies by Omega virgin September 4, 2022

DKNewies 

DkNewies is a YouTube channel that is a parody of the YouTube channel DKOldies. They often make fun of their high prices on DKOldies, an examples of their high prices is: $200 for a Nintendo Wii, and $250 for a Nintendo DSi. They also have some characters, examples include: Crack Head Joey, Retard Box, and Walmart Brand Sam. Which are parodies of characters from DKOldies.

DKNewies is an amazing parody channel.
DKOldies prices are horrible, DKNewies shows them.

DKNewies by Noratic September 4, 2022

DKNewies 

A great YouTube channel run by the one and only CrackheadJoey they explain the shortcoming of DKOldies 🤢 and make funny videos that everyone can enjoy except the haters

Gigachad one “Hey do you watch DKNewies”

Gigachad two “Yeah I lover their videos”

DKNewies by Agent Blade September 4, 2022

DKNewies 

DKNewies is a YouTube Channel that creates parodies of what another Channel “DKOldies” makes. They criticize the prices that DKOldies holds on their website that ranged to nearly $80 -$120 more than what you would pay for on EBay for a Wii.

DKNewies is busin

DKNewies by Caffinity September 6, 2022

dknewies 

A parody channel of dkoldies "a shit shopping site." haters on somebody named micro and has a youtube channel parodying the dkoldies channel with characters like "crackheadjoey" and "k-mart brand sam" based of Joey and Sam from dkoldies parodying shipping outing orders from dkoldies.

Chad 1: "Man dkoldies suck ass! That's why I watch dknewies because they are funny." Chad 2: "What's your favorite character? Mine is K-mart brand sam." Chad 1: "It's CrackHeadJoey."

dknewies by sieldi September 4, 2022