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"don't know nothing, fuck life sucks"
shit i haven't studied for the exam tomorrow. dknfls
dknfls by dknfls June 15, 2018

fjdlak;dkla;djkfla;fdkla;dfkal;jfkla;fjkdlsa;jfkla; 

The outcome of a person typing random letters on a keyboard
The student was bored so the start typing fjdlak;dkla;djkfla;fdkla;dfkal;jfkla;fjkdlsa;jfkla;

djknfjknjkcdjkjk 

DO YOUR HOMEWORK.

or you're a female who tried to type during sex and failed miserably
Son: Hey Mom, I finished my homework.
Mom: Timmy, did you type djknfjknjkcdjkjk again
Son: ..Yeah.
djknfjknjkcdjkjk by TheDefiner2124 February 25, 2025

mr.djkkfn 

mr.djkkfn said: Mr.dj kay kay fin. it means your really annoying and selfish and is mean for no apparent reason. it is basically used if you hate someone sooooo much you don't know what to call them.
person #1: you guys are soooooo ugly and gross, i bet you pick your nose a bunch

person#2: uuuggghhh, you are such a freaking Mr.djkkfn. ugh
mr.djkkfn by MR.OOFDEDOOFDE March 13, 2020

hdushfajabdsfijbdfjpsxojpfnjodf djanfijdsfijfldnjdfnidgsjndekondfkmvdkmndfsjkjgnefjngfjkmdsglkasdff 

Someone having a stroke.
Person 1: hdushfajabdsfijbdfjpsxojpfnjodf djanfijdsfijfldnjdfnidgsjndekondfkmvdkmndfsjkjgnefjngfjkmdsglkasdff
Person 2: MOM! Grandpa is having a stroke again!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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