Disability Check Retarded

One whomst is not mentally nor physically considered retarded yet are borderline therefor disability check

Humphrey: you know that kid Kuba
Gaylord: yeah what about him

Humphrey: he’s disability check retarded

Gaylord: you right that chef needa get checked

by Humphry69 November 19, 2018

The Disabled Vietnam Vet

When a guy cuts his arm off at the elbow while high on bath salts and uses it to masturbate giving the feeling that he is receiving a handjob from someone else. He clenches his disembodied fist with his off-hand for extra grip. For added pleasure, he can cut his big toe off and shove it up his rectum.

John - Hey man, what happened to your arm?
Steve - I tried The Disabled Vietnam Vet. It was pretty nice.
John - Toe too?
Steve - Hell yea.
John - Suh bro.

by TheDisabledVietnamVet June 27, 2017

Social Model of Disability

The idea that disability is a result of the flawed structure or oppressive nature of society and not something innately wrong with a person. This idea is promulgated by the Disability Rights Movement.

Teacher: I’m sorry for your disability, John.
John: According to the social model of disability, you can’t make a fish climb a tree.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Disabled Friends with Benefits

Friends that really shouldn't have benefits. Like, I'm being serious, they totally shouldn't. Is anyone really into boning Anorexic People? What kind of fucked up person has a fetish like that? Except Matthew Broderick who clearly loves horses, I don't know. Jeez. Just don't fuck people with disabilities, it's not cool.

"Let's be Disabled Friends with Benefits!"
"No, what the fuck, learn to walk, you pervert."

by Deathrock9 December 31, 2015

Disabled rockstar parking

The best rockstar parking spot.

I got disabled rockstar parking spot when I came from lunch early.

by dnkz October 8, 2007

Chat disabled for 3 seconds

It's a term used in Rocket League when a person repeatedly spams the server.

What a save!
What a save!
What a save!
Chat disabled for 3 seconds

by SirJohn021485 August 30, 2020

Inter-species Disabled Midget Fucker

Basically the Alien female from Avatar who likes to have sex with the human, her 10 foot tall, him about 6 foot and in a wheel chair, that's like an average human having sex with a midget, but she's an alien.

See Avatar (2009) - "I see you" blah blah, yeah, well what I see is that you are an Inter-species Disabled Midget Fucker, freaky!

by Mr Chippy January 14, 2010