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dirty Walmart

When a bunch of store employees stand in a circle and masturbate onto the floor then call maintenance to clean up the spill.
I heard Jeff complaining how the mop smelled like semen after cleaning the dirty walmart off the floor in the women's apparel department.
dirty Walmart by Walmart Jesus November 5, 2015

dirty wildman 

When you meet the real dirty wildman,. You'll wish you'd have never faked it with all the rest. Get your mind blown over and over
When you blast off to another world you'll know you've had a dirty wildman
dirty wildman by Dirty wildman April 4, 2020

Dirty Walmart

When your platonically stimulating your male close friends genitalia with your oral cavity outside a Walmart on the sidewalk, but a presumably homeless druggy catches you and laughs softly well saying that's kinda weird man, so you proceed to get the fuck out of there.
"Man, I was so embarrassed cuz me and Connor had a dirty Walmart the other day"
Dirty Walmart by Dirty Little Boy January 22, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004