When your uncle kisses you and he tries to stick his tongue down your throat.
When I ran into Steve's dad the other day, he gave me a kiss and tried to slip me the dirty uncle.
by Lola Tracy January 27, 2006
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A mixed drink consisting of Crown Royal, Ginger Ale and Bitters. Adding a maraschino cherry makes it "Dirty".
Bartender, get me a Dirty Uncle Darren. And make it double dirty.
by DinKyDK March 25, 2011
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Combining the wet willy and a wet henry at the same time to give an awesome effect
by hawk johnston October 26, 2013
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When you make your hand into a fist and you stick it in your sisters mouth and scream the Hokey Pokey and then when you get to turn her around use the other fist to smack her on the head.
“I gave my sister the Dirty Uncle Brad last night, she loved it bruv!”
by CountDemon69 November 1, 2021
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an uncle with an excessively dirty bird it is often smelly enough to seep through denim. it is due to dick cheese usaully.
oh say did smell uncle dirty dick yesterday i wish he would shower and stop jacking his wenis all day.
by uncle buttcracker November 4, 2009
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The man the myth the legend, dirty uncle yellow( Ryan wiegand). Known for cooking bomb ass food, spinning fire, cutting up goats in tents at festivals to
Feed everyone around for days, and falling asleep randomly, at any time or place.

Duy for short
Did you see dirty uncle yellow taking to Ben earlier around 2pm. Yeah I seen him yellowing out while leaning against a tree mid sentence.
by Yellow_4130 November 23, 2021
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A legendary giant ten by ten barrel of sloppy donkey cocks that tells other people to live in other countries while simultaneously guzzling the cum from his cousins and ramming his dick into beavers fanooter while waving his shot gun around screaming america great again daddy trump
Wow I didn't know you minimized the struggle of african americans because your a racist your such a dirty uncle jay.
by Penis envy 93 July 5, 2020
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