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dirty sucker

n. A sexual favor performed on a male by a female. The penis of the afore mentioned male is subjected to extreme physical activity, which, in turn, has produced a significant amount of perspiration as well as an anus that has secreted fecal matter so that now there is a combination of sweat and feces in the undergarment of the male. The penis is then inserted into the mouth of the female. This insertion is akin to someone picking up a dirty sucker and placing it into their mouth.
Five minutes after I ran the Boston Marathon, I gave the bitch a dirty sucker.
by Xavier August 29, 2004
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dirty dick sucker

one who enjoys greatly putting dicks that of the unclean nature in the mouth
Elise sucked dirty dennis's dick last night so she definitely a dirty dick sucker
by holy shit who am i December 14, 2009
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Dirty Cock Sucker

An old, bald whack job, who looks like the Crypt Keeper, who runs the Crossroads, Insight, Pathway and Cornerstone drug abuse programs.
This guy, Meehan, who did seminars at the rehab I was in was a dirty cock sucker. I mean, a REAL dirty cock sucker. I asked him if he would suck my dick if I cleaned it off real good. He said no.
by Good Orderly Direction April 9, 2008
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dirty rotten cock sucker

A dirty skanky trailer trash ho, who sucks a cock that has genital warts with pus excreting from the dick hole.
jessica likes to be a dirty rotten cock sucker and make 25 cents every time she gives head
by rjrumples January 11, 2009
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dirt sucker

when u suck the dirt and u rinse it with stomach acids and poop it out with blood and u find diamond :)
person 1: i am thy sucker of dirt
person 2: split thy monei pls
person 1: no u stupid idiot i wont give dirt sucker money to u noob
by noobie gamgo October 9, 2020
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Dirty Sanchez with a Raspberry flavoured Suckerpunch

First you take any random girl that has her period, this is important. Now you fuck her in the pussy, and proceed to fisting her really hard. Dont wipe your arm. Then you turn her over and have hard anal-sex. Then just as you are about to cum, stop and spit on her back. She will turn around and you cum in her face, knock her out cold with your red and bloody fist and then you draw a moustache on her.
Man, me and my dad was dealing out Dirty Sanchez with a Raspberry flavoured Suckerpunch all last night
by Kingz March 28, 2008
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