When a male applies a copious amount of pancake batter to his genitalia and proceeds to place it in a heated frying pan being sure to evenly brown it on all sides. Then it can be made into part of a nutritous meal.
CAUTION!!! DO NOT CHAR, SCORCH, SEAR OR SINGE!!!
"So I was at my local dining establishment and found myself skimming the menu but could not make a choice. I flipped the page and there i saw the greatest words in the english language. I proceeded to order the legendary dirtypancake and it was rustled up with all the fixin's."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)