dirty krystle Share definition Flag A Dirty Krystle is when she lights a blunt neked, takes a big ol hoot up the vag, and “blows” the smoke into his mouth. Bryan tried his first Dirty Krystle last night, and he was ripped for hours. dirty krystle by Ma$3 June 5, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the dirty krystle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch