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When having sexual intercourse, just before the girl starts to orgasm, you stick your pinky finger up her ass...when she screams, you stick it in her mouth.

I'm telling you man, if you need to get her off your back, just give her the dirty ivan and you'll be a free man.

dirty ivan by DaBo Baby May 13, 2006

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Dirty Ivan

A Russian or Native guy that’s always fucking a dead corpse of an animal in a church

Look, It’s Dirty Ivan again! He’s fucking that dead horse in front of the Priest

Dirty Ivan by cj22gaming April 15, 2020

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Dirty Ivan

The action of performing a Dirty Ivan is when the female, while listening to Lady Gaga's song 'Teeth', begins to gyrate her ass around in an erratic pattern, attempting to confuse the male. This tactic is also called Bluffin with her muffin.
If you encounter someone doing a Dirty Ivan, run before you become hypnotized with the 'bluffin with her muffin' technique.

Hey man, this girl I've been fucking totally gave me a Dirty Ivan last night...I think I love her.

Dirty Ivan by M@tt H@ppens June 8, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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