when you take your great aunt off life support to save a little on the electricity bill.

then using that outlet to show off your sweet new microwave you got from Walmart in the clearance section

yeah, unfortunately our christmas budget was so tight this year we had to pull a dirty iris. otherwise we wouldnt be able to go to the equestrian lessons aunt melinda wanted

dirty iris by Dkskdkrkekdkrkr August 5, 2022

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dirty irish

The only way to accomplish this is by going to Ireland on St. Patrick’s Day and looking for a rainbow and when you find it chase the end of it and once you get there take as much gold as possible then a drunk Leprechaun will come out trying to fight you and then you need to pick up the really heavy pot while the magic coins give you super powers and drop it on his head and start fucking him to become a Leprechaun!

Man- How’d you become the Leprechaun
Leprechaun- I dirty irished the last one
Man- well that’s what I’m planning to do with you
Leprechaun- Shit :(

dirty irish by Dick Cheeze Demario March 20, 2018

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Dirty Irishman

An adaptation of the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Irishamn is a sexual act which is implemented while engaging in anal sex due to the female's monthlies. While in the doggy style sexual position with the male's penis entering the female's anus, the male shoves his entire hand into the menstruating vagina of the female in order to extract copius amounts of menstrual fluid. He then smears the menstrual fluid all about her face and chin, giving the female the appearance of having a red beard, like that of a Mick.

My girlfriend didn't didn't speak to me for a week after I gave her a Dirty Sanchez, so I surprised her on her birthday with a Dirty Irishman. She was so proud, she wore that beard for a week and showed it off to all her friends, making them all green with envy.

Dirty Irishman by Boss Horndawg January 12, 2009

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Dirty Irish Milkbone

When a disgusting Irishman swabs his bellybutton with his finger, then wipes it on an unsuspecting innocent bystanders upper lip.

Jim got a dirty irish milkbone from kirk.

Dirty Irish Milkbone by McLvn September 11, 2014

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