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Dirty Fish Hook 

When you stick yer finger up a chick's poop chute, hop on her back, stick yer finger in her mouth, and give the 'ol fish hook.
Clay couldn't wait to give his wife the dirty fish hook and make her taste her own feces.
Dirty Fish Hook by Fudgy McPoo February 2, 2004

Dirty Fish Hook 

When you surprise someone with a variation on a Wet Willy ... but instead of wetting your finger with your mouth, you wet it with your butt. And instead of putting it in their ear, you put it in their mouth.
Victim: "Oh, man... your finger tastes like crap!"
You: "Yeah -- you just got the dirty fish hook"
Dirty Fish Hook by Professor Mac Plum December 23, 2014

Dirty Fish Hook 

When your doing a girl doggystyle, after inserting your finger in her butt, you reach up and fish hook her. All while saying "Got one on the line!"
"Man, last weekend I caught the biggest girl in the bar with a dirty fish hook"

Dirty Fish Hook 

While making love doggy style, you stick 2 fingers in her asshole. Then remove the fingers and reach around to her face, in one swipe wipe her upper lip with your index finger "Dirty Sanchez". With your middle finger simultaniously hook the inside of her cheek "Fish Hook".
Did you see how pissed she was after I gave her the Dirty Fish Hook?
Dirty Fish Hook by Haywood Jablohim September 16, 2009

Dirty Fish Hook 

Curl your finger like a fish hook, stick it into someone's anus, and quickly pull it out.
Jen gave Jimmy a dirty Fish hook the other night, and his asshole hasn't been the same since.

Dirty South Fish Hook 

A close relative of the "shocker," however, it differs in technique and execution. Invert your hand and direct two fingers into the stink box, immeditaely followed by a thumb-hook to the stinker. You can also perform a "hooking" motion (like your twisting open a can) for the full effect.
If your girlfriend gives you the look, it's time for the Dirty South Fish Hook.
Dirty South Fish Hook by Balls McGee February 20, 2003
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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