dirty fairy

a sexual act when i person shits in there hand and smears it on the back of there partner to look like wings.

that girl was into some freaky shit she asked me to give her a dirty fairy

by dirtytbs December 15, 2009

Dirty Fairy

The act of inserting a fairy shaped fruit snack into the anus of your friend

I told my girl to go on a diet and she didn’t listen so I gave her a dirty fairy

by Pete Patterson December 1, 2020

The Dirty Tooth Fairy

The act of defecating into the pillow sheet of another person, due to extreme aggression, hostility, rage, or an attempt at a very funny practical joke.

Ryan snuck into Tyler's room and gave him the dirty tooth fairy.

by dagr8cornholio48 October 22, 2008

Dirty Night Night Fairy

One who comes and visits you in the middle of the night. Just as you're about to fall asleep he sprinkles his dirty dust in your eye and precedes to have anal intercourse with you until you drift off to sleep in a pleasurable manner.

"Dude what's that in your eye?"
"Oh it's just dirty dust, the Dirty Night Night Fairy came and got me last night just before I fell asleep."
"Nice bro, dirty dust for life."

by ratpact4life January 1, 2012

Dirt Fairy

Individual who passes out drunk at The Texas Renaissance Festival with their shoes on. In that case, once he/she is found, they are covered with trash and glitter then left to awaken alone and wondering what the fuck happened. Generally the act is videotaped, and photographed for future enjoyment by all who were involved, much to the dismay of said "Dirt Fairy". So let this be a warning to all, do not fall alseep/pass out with your shoes on!

A search on dirt fairy in a popular social networking site, will show you pictures and videos of said, dirt fairy.

by RennieBonz December 6, 2010

Dirty Fairfield

Let him do you while you're on your period and then finish him off with your mouth and you can have your own the bloody mustache
Variations of the Dirty Fairfield include: 1) when a female returns the favor from a man who nose bleeds on her by rubbing her bloody tampon all over his chest in the middle of fornication
2)rubbing your tampon above a mans upper lip so it looks like he had his mustache waxing gone terribly wrong
3)keeping it in super long... and then let it drip on his face

The Dirty Fairfield can only be done once a month.

by psarahdactyl April 2, 2009

Dirt Fairy

They originated form Houston were the fattest of the fat poeple go.A.K.A Rosie O'Donnell and that morbidly obese girl with the uncontrollable flatulence that sit's in front of me in history. Whenever you dig a hole the dirt fairy's come and take or add more dirt. Evertime the little bastards do it!

Were did all this dirt come form! dirt fairy's dude dirt fairy's. dirty little bastards!

by sterfry with ketchup May 22, 2008