When a guy a has a raging boner and jerks the hell out of it. And once the time is right, he cums straight into a desk fan. Which leads to him being covered completly in his own sticky goo.
Austin had a hard time explaining to his parents why his room was sticky after he did the dirty nathan
by white lightning 696969 November 22, 2013
when you sit in your orange room all day listening to music constantly looking at your phone to see if people text you becuase your lonely
by Xcm42 May 02, 2020
A dirty Nathan, pertains to, the act of sucking your own dick, while simultaneously sticking the leg of a chair up your ass while standing on your head. The leg of the chair is covered in Vaseline, and a 10 pound weight on top of the chair. You stand on your head as the weight slowly slides the entire foot and a half long chair leg up into your innards. You then blow your load in your own mouth and it drips out your nose into your eyes.
"Shit man, my eyes hurt. I did the dirty Nathan last night and now I can barely see.......nevermind walk properly."
by DirtyMike90 October 02, 2022
When a person sticks a cucumber Atleast 7inches up their anus and has to get it surgically removed at the hospital
by XxScaryMuslim5Xx September 04, 2022
by Finndogshit6911 June 28, 2021
by Big dende April 29, 2020
Having a sexual fantasy of the armed forces and getting a throbbing boner at the sight of them (Side Effects may include fingering a woman or man with a bayonet)
by D1ldoBaggins September 14, 2023